Fluster Cuck Soap – Chaos Cleaned, One Bar at a Time
Embrace the madness with Fluster Cuck, the ultimate “everything but the kitchen sink” soap bar for those who thrive in controlled chaos. Packed with a wild blend of premium ingredients, this handcrafted bar doesn’t just clean—it conquers.
Features & Benefits:
• Unpredictably Effective Formula: A little bit of everything for a soap that does it all—exfoliate, hydrate, and refresh.
• Bold, Unique Scent: A one-of-a-kind aroma that’s as dynamic and daring as you are.
• Handmade Durability: Crafted for lasting performance and a powerful lather, no matter the mess.
• Eco-Conscious Ingredients: A blend of natural, skin-loving elements to tackle dirt while protecting your skin.
Whether you’re fresh from the gym, the great outdoors, or just surviving the daily grind, Fluster Cuck is your no-nonsense solution to clean up life’s chaos. Perfect for adventurers, risk-takers, and anyone who embraces the beautiful mess of it all.
Clean up. Stand out. Embrace the chaos.
Good luck! It’s got all kinds of good shit in it just as the label states.
Scent Profile: It's like a box of chocolates...You'll never know until you use it. That's the fun of it. It can be a mixture of any of the scents we currently make.
Ingredients:
May contain ingredients from any of the other bars of soap. If you are prone to skin allergies, check all ingredients of each bar before use.
Weight: 7.62 oz of Pure Showering Freedom